Because they were artists

Because they were artists,

Picasso, Jackson Pollack, and Andy Warhol came were allowed to adopt human form.

The three of them came to earth in a ski resort in the Swiss Alps.

After an evening of heavy drinking and intellectual conversation about art, they decided to go out and create art by pissing designs in the snow.

The innkeeper, a true entrepreneur quickly froze the micturations. He then encased them in Lucite, to preserve them for generations.

I am headed to view them, not wanting my art education to be lacking.

Like Dorothy, The Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow, I am off to see the Whiz-Art.